Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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