You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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