You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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