why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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