What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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