Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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