About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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