theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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