I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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