Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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