I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
