It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He did a backflip because drugs
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