WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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