I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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