i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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