we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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