She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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