Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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