is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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