I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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