I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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