Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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