we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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