Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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