you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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