Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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