She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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