I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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