There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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