So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can't put those talents on a resume
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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