scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
