better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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