i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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