I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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