Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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