remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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