And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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