doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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