From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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