No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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