Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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