so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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