I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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