could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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