a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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