Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You have to summon your inner elephant
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
