i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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