Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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