You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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