He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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