Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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