You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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