I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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