oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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