Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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