If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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