Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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