I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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