Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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