Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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